I made a new playlist. It has lots of Lemon Demon! Yay!
Well, I'm going on holiday to Phillip Island on Thursday! Yay! We come back Sunday. I've never been to Phillip Island before. Mum and dad say it's good though.
WE IZ GONNA SEE DA PENGUINS!
And I get to take my aweshome beanie. =]
-Rach
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The Proposal
I went to see that yesterday.
It was so funny. Way better then Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Anyways, my mum got Facebook and I didn't know. Now I do. Yay?
But oh well. And I was taking how well do you know me quizzes on FB and failing epicly.
Wait, I was just told that I was doing pretty well considering I didn't really know those people anyway. Yeah, I guess so.
Hmm. Yes.
-Rachael
It was so funny. Way better then Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Anyways, my mum got Facebook and I didn't know. Now I do. Yay?
But oh well. And I was taking how well do you know me quizzes on FB and failing epicly.
Wait, I was just told that I was doing pretty well considering I didn't really know those people anyway. Yeah, I guess so.
Hmm. Yes.
-Rachael
Friday, June 26, 2009
School's out!
School's out for Winter! Woot!
Even though it's only 2 weeks, I don't care! I'm super happy! *does mini celebration dance*
We got out at 2:30 instead of 3:10 today, and we got our reports.
Ugh, reports.
I didn't think I'd do very well at all, but whaddya know, I actually did pretty well.
Lots of C's, and three B's. Over here, C is 'at expected level' and B is 'above expected level', so obvs A is 'well above', D is 'below' and E is 'well below'. Mum just came up and told me that the two things I really need to work on are my organisational skills and my listening. And it would help if I didn't talk so much. Haha.
And I'm prolly going to the movies with Kayla and Dani tomorrow arvo to see The Proposal. I really wanna see that.
And lucky me got custody of the infamous 'books' for the holidays. Me and Gerry own them, but Gerry got them every weekend this term, so I get them for the hols. Woot.
We have like, ten of these books.
The Book of Faces and Everything Else
The La-La Book of Everything
The Random Book of Everything
The Flip-E Book (which was confiscated and given back a week later)
The Flip-E Book 2
The Song Book
The Same Book
The Book of Maddy
The Book of Funneh Stuff
and I think that's all of them, at least for now. I need to start working on the family tree bok. Muahahaa!
-Rach
Even though it's only 2 weeks, I don't care! I'm super happy! *does mini celebration dance*
We got out at 2:30 instead of 3:10 today, and we got our reports.
Ugh, reports.
I didn't think I'd do very well at all, but whaddya know, I actually did pretty well.
Lots of C's, and three B's. Over here, C is 'at expected level' and B is 'above expected level', so obvs A is 'well above', D is 'below' and E is 'well below'. Mum just came up and told me that the two things I really need to work on are my organisational skills and my listening. And it would help if I didn't talk so much. Haha.
And I'm prolly going to the movies with Kayla and Dani tomorrow arvo to see The Proposal. I really wanna see that.
And lucky me got custody of the infamous 'books' for the holidays. Me and Gerry own them, but Gerry got them every weekend this term, so I get them for the hols. Woot.
We have like, ten of these books.
The Book of Faces and Everything Else
The La-La Book of Everything
The Random Book of Everything
The Flip-E Book (which was confiscated and given back a week later)
The Flip-E Book 2
The Song Book
The Same Book
The Book of Maddy
The Book of Funneh Stuff
and I think that's all of them, at least for now. I need to start working on the family tree bok. Muahahaa!
-Rach
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Sick again...
I am sick. AGAIN.
I'm sick of being sick. I was in bed all day yesterday, and I feel pretty good at the moment, probably because I just had a shower. I have a fever too, which has been going down, but last night I was 40C or something like that.
Oh well.
IN OTHER NEWS: It's the last week of school! Yippee! I was playing Pokemon Ranger yesterday (sad, i know) and I basically beat the whole game. Heh.
So yeah. *sneeze*
-Rachael
I'm sick of being sick. I was in bed all day yesterday, and I feel pretty good at the moment, probably because I just had a shower. I have a fever too, which has been going down, but last night I was 40C or something like that.
Oh well.
IN OTHER NEWS: It's the last week of school! Yippee! I was playing Pokemon Ranger yesterday (sad, i know) and I basically beat the whole game. Heh.
So yeah. *sneeze*
-Rachael
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Heeeuuuugggeee
I dunno what's with the title.
Anyways, my friend Liam's gone. And Charlotte. And Sabrina. And next week Chadas leaves for Bali on Tuesday. =( Sadness.
Even though I'll still have Kayla and Maddy and a few others it's still just not the same. Y'know?
But oh well. I found out today that one of my other friends from Coatesville, Dale, is coming to Chelt! *excited* He's either coming next week or next term! And Shelby and Cody get him in their class. Lucky peoples. I only have Cara-Lee, and she's just a complete bitch. Honestly. She could turn the freaking pope into a serial killer. I mean that. But then Keelan's coming too. And he is just another one of those completely fake retards who rely on their dumb hairstyles and their bloody skateboards, and UGH I HATE HIM. But he will get along nicely with Nicky.
Oh, and our Italian teacher called some guy in our class cute today. We are now absolutely certain he is gay. No doubt. And we're pretty sure we have a few lesbian teachers too. Like my textiles teacher, for example. And Shelby's form teacher.
Also, hahahaa. My form teacher tried to draw one of the guys in our class today. She laughed a lot, and then she couldn't breathe properly. xD Because her drawing was just so terrible, it was ridiculous. It looked like it should've been from one of those reeeaaallllyyy old fairtales. Heh.
Anyways, time for me to do homework. Even though I really don't have anything much.
-Rach
Anyways, my friend Liam's gone. And Charlotte. And Sabrina. And next week Chadas leaves for Bali on Tuesday. =( Sadness.
Even though I'll still have Kayla and Maddy and a few others it's still just not the same. Y'know?
But oh well. I found out today that one of my other friends from Coatesville, Dale, is coming to Chelt! *excited* He's either coming next week or next term! And Shelby and Cody get him in their class. Lucky peoples. I only have Cara-Lee, and she's just a complete bitch. Honestly. She could turn the freaking pope into a serial killer. I mean that. But then Keelan's coming too. And he is just another one of those completely fake retards who rely on their dumb hairstyles and their bloody skateboards, and UGH I HATE HIM. But he will get along nicely with Nicky.
Oh, and our Italian teacher called some guy in our class cute today. We are now absolutely certain he is gay. No doubt. And we're pretty sure we have a few lesbian teachers too. Like my textiles teacher, for example. And Shelby's form teacher.
Also, hahahaa. My form teacher tried to draw one of the guys in our class today. She laughed a lot, and then she couldn't breathe properly. xD Because her drawing was just so terrible, it was ridiculous. It looked like it should've been from one of those reeeaaallllyyy old fairtales. Heh.
Anyways, time for me to do homework. Even though I really don't have anything much.
-Rach
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
*collapse*
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DO DO ON THIS FREAKING PROJECT! IT IS DUE TOMORROW, AND I HAVE BARLEY STARTED IT! *insert the worst words you can think of here*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
And the teacher hates me anyway so she'll give me a low mark. That's the way she rolls.
So I commented on a Facebook thing about that. Haha.
Rachael Osborne: I have a whole freaking project on deserts due tomorrow, and I havn't even started. Damnit.
Fuck, I forgot to do my homework.: Rachael; they're dry and full of sand. There you go, A+! :D
And I laughed. And some random dude is just like 'kudos, man' and I'm just like, 'why can't i get kudos? =('
And I ate some chilli on the bus today. Some year 8 gave it to me, and loads of people on the bus were like "EAT IT EAT IT" so I ate it. And this was like, an actual chilli. Like right off the plant. It was so hot, one of my friends in year 8 has to give me some energy drink thing (mmmm, it was nice) to stop my mouth burning so much. Then they let me have some of their chips, and I got off the bus. Laaaaaaa.
And my brother's playing at Etihad stadium on Friday, so he's all up himself. He gets to play at half time for the Essondon vs. Melbourne game. Melbourne will lose. So mum'll be sad, but dad and Stephen'll be happy. I won't be anything because my team kicks ass. Go St. Kilda!
And he goes to cubs tonight, yay.
-Rachael
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
And the teacher hates me anyway so she'll give me a low mark. That's the way she rolls.
So I commented on a Facebook thing about that. Haha.
Rachael Osborne: I have a whole freaking project on deserts due tomorrow, and I havn't even started. Damnit.
Fuck, I forgot to do my homework.: Rachael; they're dry and full of sand. There you go, A+! :D
And I laughed. And some random dude is just like 'kudos, man' and I'm just like, 'why can't i get kudos? =('
And I ate some chilli on the bus today. Some year 8 gave it to me, and loads of people on the bus were like "EAT IT EAT IT" so I ate it. And this was like, an actual chilli. Like right off the plant. It was so hot, one of my friends in year 8 has to give me some energy drink thing (mmmm, it was nice) to stop my mouth burning so much. Then they let me have some of their chips, and I got off the bus. Laaaaaaa.
And my brother's playing at Etihad stadium on Friday, so he's all up himself. He gets to play at half time for the Essondon vs. Melbourne game. Melbourne will lose. So mum'll be sad, but dad and Stephen'll be happy. I won't be anything because my team kicks ass. Go St. Kilda!
And he goes to cubs tonight, yay.
-Rachael
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Sayings and other stuff.
I dunno, I'm bored, and I'm supposed to be in bed. *shrugs*
Here goes..
'Latest survery shows that people with the most birthdays live the longest.'
'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the whole world together.'
'When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the Earth. Then, you're pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
Unless it's death by meteor.'
'You can find tea in a tea cup, but you can't find world in a world cup.'
'Latest studdy shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.'
Enjoy.
-Rach
Here goes..
'Latest survery shows that people with the most birthdays live the longest.'
'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the whole world together.'
'When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the Earth. Then, you're pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
Unless it's death by meteor.'
'You can find tea in a tea cup, but you can't find world in a world cup.'
'Latest studdy shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.'
Enjoy.
-Rach
Monday, June 15, 2009
I'm sick. Again...
=( I'm home sick. For the 5th time this year.
I think I'm breaking my 'being away from school record'. In grade 5 I was away 6 days because I was in hospital, so I need one more day away because I had one day off for the funeral.
Well?
Were you expecting more?
I sure wasn't.
-Rachael
I think I'm breaking my 'being away from school record'. In grade 5 I was away 6 days because I was in hospital, so I need one more day away because I had one day off for the funeral.
Well?
Were you expecting more?
I sure wasn't.
-Rachael
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Lawl, Facebook. I just got my personalized URL, muahahaa.
I got the one I wanted, too! Mostly because I was quick at getting in there. Hehe.
So yeah, add me if I havn't already added you.
www.facebook.com/rachaelosborne
-Rachael
I got the one I wanted, too! Mostly because I was quick at getting in there. Hehe.
So yeah, add me if I havn't already added you.
www.facebook.com/rachaelosborne
-Rachael
Friday, June 12, 2009
Soulmate!?
Carlie came over. It was pretty good. It was a little awkward at first, because I had only ever met her mum breifly befoer now, and that was almost half a year ago, yeah. And Carlie had only ever met my mum very breifly, at the same time I met hers, so it was a bit odd.
We did some funny stuff, like putting through guys from our school on my 20Q. It was hilarious.
"Is it furry?"
"Is it large?"
"Does it have four legs?"
We laughed so, so much. For my friend Andrew, it came up with "Is it a soulmate?" and I almost peed my pants because Carlie has a massive crush on Andrew. Hahahaa.
Okay, that's enough. I think I might go on a bike ride. =]
-Rachael!
We did some funny stuff, like putting through guys from our school on my 20Q. It was hilarious.
"Is it furry?"
"Is it large?"
"Does it have four legs?"
We laughed so, so much. For my friend Andrew, it came up with "Is it a soulmate?" and I almost peed my pants because Carlie has a massive crush on Andrew. Hahahaa.
Okay, that's enough. I think I might go on a bike ride. =]
-Rachael!
Stereotypes. Yeah, I'm doing because Ally told me too.
Here I goez.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Please do your part to stop stereotypes.
If you agree with me on how they need to stop, take the above section about it and replace it in your blog. Then bold the ones that you are.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Please do your part to stop stereotypes.
If you agree with me on how they need to stop, take the above section about it and replace it in your blog. Then bold the ones that you are.
Please do it. =]
-Rach
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Haha, whoops.
Today was pretty good, I guess.
In English I was yelled at and moved and stuff so yeah. At lunch I had bin duty because my diary hadn't been signed. Again. In Italian I was told off for talking back, in art, well, I love art, so I'm good in it, and in PASE I kicked some guy in the shins so hard he had to be sent home. He was literally, lying on the floor bawling his eyes out.
So anyways, on the good side of things, Carlie's coming over to my house Friday, it's report writing day, so no school! Tomorrow I have set painting for Archimedes!
And that's it. Really.
-Rach
In English I was yelled at and moved and stuff so yeah. At lunch I had bin duty because my diary hadn't been signed. Again. In Italian I was told off for talking back, in art, well, I love art, so I'm good in it, and in PASE I kicked some guy in the shins so hard he had to be sent home. He was literally, lying on the floor bawling his eyes out.
So anyways, on the good side of things, Carlie's coming over to my house Friday, it's report writing day, so no school! Tomorrow I have set painting for Archimedes!
And that's it. Really.
-Rach
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Bicycle! Bicycle! BICYCLE!
Hehe, I'm listening to that song. Y'know, the one by Queen? Ah, whatever.
So I changed my blog settings and stuffs just before. So I changed the font colours and other stuff like that. And I chnaged my blog's title.. So don't think your at the wrong place, unless you accidentally showed up here with no intention of finding my insignificant blog of me.
Because that is the most likely answer.
Anyhoo, I like this avatar, and wanted to share it with you. My loyal audience.
Isn't it just freaking awesome?
I know. It so totally is.
And now I am running out of things to say..
Hmm...
I'm actually thinking really hard about this.
I give up.
-Rach
Monday, June 8, 2009
Zac's birthday!
So I went to Zac's partay!
It was good fun, hehe.
It was eight 12 and 13 and 14 year olds, so give us a break.
Zac got this hat we could all write on, so I took my time thinking about what to write. I wrote "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAC! ♥ Rachael (btw, Carlie says hi!)" and then a whole heap of smiley faces. xD
And after everyone had written something to him, I wrote on the front of the peak, "ZAC WETS THE BED!!!!" and drew a circle around it and stuff. This kid Riley, he wrote "Zac is cool as" on the inside, so my friend Kristen crossed out cool and replaced it with gay. Haha. So then I decided to write "Zac has a gay yellow hat" next to that. And my mum said to me when she saw it, 'Rachael! That's a bit mean!' and I just laughed. Very, very hard. I thought I was gonna puke or something.
WE GOT TO PLAY TWO GAMES OF LASER FORCE AND WE ALSO GOT TO USE THE BIG PETROL GO KARTS!
=] I overlapped everyone. 3 times each. I just went as fast as I could the whole way. Nothing could stop me. Muahahaaa.
And in Laser Force my shoes AND my shirt glowed in the UV lights, so I kept on getting shot. And then my stupid phaser wouldn't turn back on, and then I got rapid fire. Woot.
Okay, that's a pretty good take on the party.
-Rachael
It was good fun, hehe.
It was eight 12 and 13 and 14 year olds, so give us a break.
Zac got this hat we could all write on, so I took my time thinking about what to write. I wrote "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAC! ♥ Rachael (btw, Carlie says hi!)" and then a whole heap of smiley faces. xD
And after everyone had written something to him, I wrote on the front of the peak, "ZAC WETS THE BED!!!!" and drew a circle around it and stuff. This kid Riley, he wrote "Zac is cool as" on the inside, so my friend Kristen crossed out cool and replaced it with gay. Haha. So then I decided to write "Zac has a gay yellow hat" next to that. And my mum said to me when she saw it, 'Rachael! That's a bit mean!' and I just laughed. Very, very hard. I thought I was gonna puke or something.
WE GOT TO PLAY TWO GAMES OF LASER FORCE AND WE ALSO GOT TO USE THE BIG PETROL GO KARTS!
=] I overlapped everyone. 3 times each. I just went as fast as I could the whole way. Nothing could stop me. Muahahaaa.
And in Laser Force my shoes AND my shirt glowed in the UV lights, so I kept on getting shot. And then my stupid phaser wouldn't turn back on, and then I got rapid fire. Woot.
Okay, that's a pretty good take on the party.
-Rachael
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past!
I saw that movie today. I loved it, haha.
So yeah. It was fun. Me, Maddy, Chadas and Cody went.
FWAAWOOHOO!
Heheheheee.
And I'm going to a party at Sidetracked in about half an hour. We're gonna play... LASER FORCE! OMG!!
Okay, so yeah.
-YouKnowWhoItIs,ForGod'sSake!
So yeah. It was fun. Me, Maddy, Chadas and Cody went.
FWAAWOOHOO!
Heheheheee.
And I'm going to a party at Sidetracked in about half an hour. We're gonna play... LASER FORCE! OMG!!
Okay, so yeah.
-YouKnowWhoItIs,ForGod'sSake!
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Rawk Climbing!
Me and my dad went rock climbing today. We were there for an hour and a half.
And I got a new lock for my locker, as my old one literally broke into two seperate pieces. >.>
My mum and my brother are on a Cub camp at the moment. A SPY CAMP!! My mum only went because she's first aid trained and they needed a first aid officer. Hahaaaa.
Cry For You ~ September
Yea, I put in the song I'm listening to. Why would you care?
Last night me and my dad watched 2 movies! The Benchwarmers and Dodgeball.
Funny quote from Dodgeball:
Patches: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! *throws wrench*
Peter (i think that's his name..): Is thata really necessary?
Patches: Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter: I guess not.
Patches: No it's not, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
I love that bit. xDD
And on Thursday I started painting backdrops for the school musical. Archimedes, woot.
I got paint all over myself. And the jeans I were wearing were too small. :(
Okay, that's about it for now.
-Rach
And I got a new lock for my locker, as my old one literally broke into two seperate pieces. >.>
My mum and my brother are on a Cub camp at the moment. A SPY CAMP!! My mum only went because she's first aid trained and they needed a first aid officer. Hahaaaa.
Cry For You ~ September
Yea, I put in the song I'm listening to. Why would you care?
Last night me and my dad watched 2 movies! The Benchwarmers and Dodgeball.
Funny quote from Dodgeball:
Patches: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! *throws wrench*
Peter (i think that's his name..): Is thata really necessary?
Patches: Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter: I guess not.
Patches: No it's not, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
I love that bit. xDD
And on Thursday I started painting backdrops for the school musical. Archimedes, woot.
I got paint all over myself. And the jeans I were wearing were too small. :(
Okay, that's about it for now.
-Rach
Monday, June 1, 2009
Powerline flavoured shoes!
We threw some shoes onto a powerline today. Some shoes that were soaking wet on someone's nature strip, they'd been there for over a term.
So we tied them together and I threw them onto the powerline, woot.
And some random woman yelled at me to grow up..
And I just got another friend to join BTT.. I deserve an award for this. xD
Naw, I don't really mind it.
But this friend is very.. loud. Look out BeTweenTalk.
So yay! Now I have 7 refferals. xD Dani is the first kid from Chelt to join, haha.
And that is about it..
-Rach
So we tied them together and I threw them onto the powerline, woot.
And some random woman yelled at me to grow up..
And I just got another friend to join BTT.. I deserve an award for this. xD
Naw, I don't really mind it.
But this friend is very.. loud. Look out BeTweenTalk.
So yay! Now I have 7 refferals. xD Dani is the first kid from Chelt to join, haha.
And that is about it..
-Rach
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