Teachers are scary.

They are. Seriously.
Today I squirted some juice at my friend, and a teacher saw me, and got
me to fill up a bucket of rubbish.

"Come here."
"Okay?"
"You just squirted some juice, yes?"
"Yeah...?"
"And it wasn't even YOUR juice. It was your friend's juice!"
"She told me to squirt it."
"Well your friends are idiots!"
"Don't talk about my friends like that!"
"Don't be so cheeky. Go fill up a bucket."

We were talking about that ALL DAY. Literally.

My friends found out who I liked today. So funny though.

Maddy: Rachael, who do you like?
Me: Try and get me to tell you.
Tori: Is he in year 7?
Me: Yeah.
Kayla: What class?
Me: Ours.
Cara-Lee: ORION!??
Maddy: DARCY?
Kayla: NICK?
Tori: What's his name? (xD)
Me: As if I'd just tell you straight off.

And they then succeeded to name /almost/ every guy in our class, except
one. They almost didn't get it. Hahaha.

And we did a 1.6km run today. It sucked. It took me me 14 minutes.
Better than last time, amazingly. I took 15 minutes last time. xDDD

And oh em gee Nicky just added me on Facebook. That is really scary.

-Rachael (the always tired one)

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Literacy week, Dawn's birthday! + MADISON'S BAAACCCKKKK!!

It's literacy week this week. Good or bad?
Hmm.
I dunno.
Today we had an author by the name of Phil Kettle come in and talk to us.

He seemed a little up himself to be honest.

It was all 'I did this..' and 'I did that..', I mean, we don't particually care all that much if you wanted to play for Richmond and always beat Collingwood by a point in the grand final.
Seriously!

MOVING ONNN

It was Dawn's birthday on Mondayy! Many of you would know her as Skyesmom.

She prolly won't read this (I'll bet on it) buuuuuuuuuut, I just have one thing to say.

Dawn, your young.... er than my mum! =D

I am just so kind. To my mum AND Dawn.


One more thing to cover. Yesssss.

MADDY'S BACK! Maddy was on holiday for some excruciatingly long period of time, but now she's back! Yaaaaayyyy!
I got a bracelet from her. :D It's pink and sparkly and stuff.....
I'm wearing it right now! Yayy!


-Rach

Almost bashed, threats + A Day In Pompeii!

So yupp.

I was almost bashed.
Scary.
Some kid in like, 7C or soemthing was getting teased, so her psychopath mother and sister came and threatened almost everyone at the bus bus stop.
And one significant thing to me-

Renee: And if any of you tease me again, this is what you'll have to deal with! *gestures to her mum and sis*
*they start walking off*
Me: Yeah? Well it's not very much!
*they turn around and walk back*
Her mum: What did you just say?
Me: Nuffin.
Her mum: You did so you little *beep*er. I saw your mouth move! So did you say something or not?
Me: Maybe.
Everyone else: Oooooohhhh!
Her mum: You know what you little *beep*? You are a *beep*ed up *beep* with no life.
Me: Better have no life than have you as my mother.
Her mum: Your a little *beep*ing coward.
Her sis: And we're psychos.
Me: Yeah, well. You proving that to us preeettty well right now.
Her mum: I'll push you in front of your *beep*ing bus if you say one more word!
Me: One more word? Oh whoops. I said it!
Her mum: Well why don't you just *beep* off?
*bus pulls up*
Me: If you insist. *gets on bus*

So yes. And then at school the next morning my friend Jack was threatened by them They said they were gonna slit his throat. And then we had to fill out incident reports.

And today I went to....
A DAY IN POMPEII!
At the Melbourne Museum! Woo!

It was a little confronting though. Body casts. Woah.
And there was graffiti (that would've actually been there) and one was like "Artimeus got me pregnant"
...very interesting.

-Rach

Music player, YouTube channel + friends on holidays

So yup, I got a new music player. It's down the veeeeeeerrrryyyy bottom of the page, so go look! Now! Choose a song! And suggest some if you want them on there. =D

And yupp, me and my friends got a YouTube channel! The idea came on Tuesday, We voted on a name Wednesday and recorded two videos, and then we made the channel Thursday and made some more videos.
We are.....
*INSERT AWESOME DRUMROLL HEREZ*
TheBradyBunch100s!
There's six of us.
Me, Chadas, Madison, Kayla, Gerry and Dani.
Featuring Carlie, Tori, Cara-Lee, Dale, Ryan, Natalia and other randoms. Such as Michael and possibly Liam.
www.youtube.com/thebradybunch100s
^^ Click it! You know you want to!

Also, three of my friends are on holidays! Maddy's someplace near brisbane, and Kayla and Dani are both at the snow!
I wanna go to the snow!
But it's okay!
Because, I'm gonna go on jamboree!
Wooooooooott!
10 days at some place called Cataract park, near Sydney.
Now that is a holiday!
It's all Scouts, just so you know. Dani and Belinda are going too, which is just awesome.

Then Gendalf the Gray and Gendalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight!

Sorreh, listening to The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny. There's a new 2009 version.
It's a lot... softer? It sounds slightly kinder than the original.

Hmmm.

-Rachaello

Dance Wiv Me

<3 that song.

So today the Rachajello jingle was used for educational purposes.
If you've enevr heard it before, I'll give you the words..

♫Rachajello tablets,
They make you wanna cry,
When you read the side effects,
You die!
*duh nuh nuh nuh nuh!*
Because thye taste so terrible,
they make you feel so horrible,
They make you wanna eat Pringles,
And that's the end of this jingle!♫

Hehehe.
We made floppy paper tablet things, and the teacher asked us what we were doing, and we said "Guess." and she guessed pads. Which was a little... weird. We had a guy in our group! :P
And then I said "And we wouldn't get in trouble for that?" and Ms. Sheperd's just said "Oh no, last year we had a group of girls who did an ad for tampons!"
And me and Maddy and Kayla and Gerry are just like "Um, okay?" and Chadas was just like, "What? I wasn't listening." And Ms. Sheperd walked over and told him, and he literally ran around laughing hysterically.
...he's a little strange.
And then all the otehr guys asked Chadas what he was doing and why, so he told them. And then everybody started talking about this ridiculous ad for pads on TV. Which was just weird.

So yupp.
That was my day.

OH, I FORGOT!

I hate Ms. McRae. She picks on me in music and history. In music she doesn't even let me have a chance to prove I can sit with my friends and do my work, and in history today I sneezed and she moved me.
And I hate Ms. Fisher too.

So the three subjects I really hate are music, history and health. Not that I really liked health or history, but I thought music would be at least a little good. Because it's music!

-Rachajello

DEACTIVATE THEM! RETREAT, RETREAT!!

xD



I went to Sidetracked yesterday! For Kayla's birthday!



We went go karting, and laser forcing, and mini golfing! xD

In laser force, there was the middle-aged man who was WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too into it. Thus my title.
That is what he was yelling. Um.
And then in the mini golf me and Kayla were told off for playing hockey rather than mini golf. :P

So yeah.

I'm tired.

-Rachaeelll

My Sister's Keeper and organising stuff I can barley get my head around.

I saw My Sister's Keeper today with mum, while Stephen and dad went and saw G.I Joe. xP

My Sister's Keeper was so sad. I wanted to cry but couldn't. Literally, couldn't. Mum was crying though. As was almost everybody else in the cinema.
I kept imagining Kate (the girl with lukemia) as my cousin. Because she has lukemia. 'Cept my cousin isn't 13. She's only 6.
Mum said she was prolly gonna see trhe mother as my aunty. I didn't.
And one of the songs in the movies is a song I absolutely loved anyway, but now it makes me feel really sad.
Better by Regina Spektor. Listen to it.

And I was organising a big thing for Carlie's birthday for tomorrow, but I gave up and asked Chadas to do some.
He did better than me.
He got a time, and a meeting place.
I recruited one person. xP We were originally gonna have 6 people other than myself and Carlie, but now we have four including me and Carlie. Hmm.

-Rach

I feel like you don't wanna know.

Pain wise, I mean. Maybe mentally too, I don't know.

I am in pain. All the time. And I have been for about... two weeks now? I'm not sure.
I think I've done something to my hip. Not sure. It hurts like HELL. Jesus Christ, do not play football. EVER. Or soccer, because my GOD. This is HORRIBLE.
It hursts to walk, it hurts to sit, it hurst to get dressed, it hurts to have a shower.

The Fantastic race was absolute shit. Gotta be honest to you. Absolute shit.
I am NOT going next year. Unless I can be the only girl in my patrol. Otherwise NO EFFING WAY.
I had 4 girls to look after this year, one older, all the others younger. So Jett (older) wouldn't listen to a word I said. Libby followed Jett like a puppy, and Susan and Caitlin followed Libby.
I had no real connections other than Scouts anyway. Libby, Susan and Jett all go to OLSH, and they all used to go to St. Peter's. Caitlin and Libby do basketball together too.
I had nothin'.
I denied them garlic bread. I got the silent treatment.
Susan lost her phone. Of course it was my fault.
I fell over really badly at the train station. They left me there. Just kept walking to the crossing. While I was crying, might I add.
Denied fish and chips. More silence.
It started raining on us. How that is my fault, I don't know. But it was.

So there you go.
And I acted like a total bitch to them on the second day of the race. But you know what? I don't give a damn.

-Rachael

What the Buck?

I love the What the Buck show.

Chadas came over today.

I played Hannah Montanna on our Wii. IT WAS FUN.

I like tambourines.

-Rachaellllll

Hah, no.

Wait, I dunno what to say now.

Hmm...

I got nothing.

Hwo about something completely irrelevant?
Yeah, you'd like that.

Ready for it?
Here goes....

MY
PHONE
NEEDS
TO
BE
CHARGED

Wow, dramatic.

-Rachael