Vegemite!

A poem Jerrica wrote on Vegemite:

Vegemite, vegemite,
What the hell are you?
Are you a tree in the wild?
Or a tasty stew?

I have no idea what goes on down there.
Just a bunch of people riding kangaroos,
While spooning a spoonful of vegemite.
And wearing those Birkenstock shoes.

Their crazy accents must be a result
Of a mouthful of vegemite.
Because if they really spoke English at all.
They'd say the words right!

And I laughed so, so hard.

-Rachael