Crazy old ute man

Today, walking to the bus stop, I had to cross the road. It was extremely busy, ok?
So I crosed halfway, and waited in the middle of the road for the other side to clear out for a second or two. Then this crazy old guy in a ute stops, rolls down his window and says: "You f****** dickhead! Why are you doing that? I almost had to stop my goddamn car! What the f*** is your f****** problem? You f****** wank!"
And I was kind of like, "Um, what? Sorry?" and just crossed the road, and began sprinting toward the bus stop. Omigod, it was funny when I told people. We all did a very rude sign at the creepy old guy when he drove past. Hahahahaaaa.

And I cracked the screen on my phone yesterday. On purpose, I really want a new one. And today, my friend Tiffany thre it at a wall, and it split into three pieces. The body of the phone, the back of the phone, and the battery. xD And it still worked.

Yay! I blogged! Again..

-Rachael

Aaaaahhhh #2

So we got back from the funeral like, 15 minutes ago. It was not as bad as I thought it would be. For me, at least.

My brother was a blubbering mess within 10 minutes, my mum after 20, my dad after 30. I didn't cry at all. It made me feel really selfish. I don't know why, but I just couldn't cry.

So then most people went off to the burial, and I went back to my grandma and grandpa's house to help set up for when everyone came back.

So then when everyone got back to the house, I was swamped with people saying how 'grown up' I was. I am not grown up. I have a 6 year old's face, and a 12 year old's body. It is ridiculous. But anyway, considering most of these people havn't seen me since I was like, 2, I think it's pretty fair.

And then I started talking to my godmother and her sister, and weirdly got onto the subject of how it's really confusing when two people have the same name. And other stuff, like what my favourite subject is in school.

So there was a lot of speeking done on my family's part, my mum and my brotehr did one. My brother's took like, 25 seconds. But people were still complimenting him on it, hours afterward.

And there was a whole movie thing with photos from G.G's (that's what we always called her, but her name's Edna) whole life. Apparently, I look like her from when she was younger, and my brother is supposedly the 'spitting image' of her son, our grandpa. There were photos of her on her 90th birthday, when she was 'Dame Edna' for the day. I think I might put a photo of her up. =]

So that's my great grandma, on her 90th birthday. *note the tiara*

She lived a long, fruitful life.

She has ridden elephants, flown over the Antarctic, sewn whole suits and even things as small as Barbie clothes for her grandaughter and her two great grandaughters.

Her favourite saying was originally "Aren't we lucky we all get along so well, when so many other families fight all the time?"

So yeeeaaaahhh.

-Rachael

Aaaaahhhh

We leave for the funeral in like, 5 minutes. I don't want to go. This jumper is really itchy. xP

-Rachael

(i hope i don't cry too much. xP)

My friend's blog! You should like, follow it!

WOO! Steph made a blog!

Dude!

Follow it!

http://ilovebookanesepeoples.blogspot.com/

-Rach

haha, I was a rebel today.

I got in trouble a lot today. xD

Periods 1 & 2: Double geography. I was moved for talking too much.
RECESS!: I was told off for throwing mandarin at the wall. Boy, was that fun.
Periods 3 & 4: Double science. I was yelled at for squealing at the animals inside jars. *shudders*
LUNCH!: Yelled at because I was messing about. Haha.
Period 5: Italian. I was put on the 'consiquences' side of the board for carrying on and talking too loudly and talkinmg back to the teacher.
Period 6: English. Within 20 minutes I had been busted twice for having gum. I got a lunchtime detention for tomorrow, which is really funny 'cause I'm not gonna be at school because of the funeral.

So that was my day. I hope you enjoyed it.

-rachael

and *sigh*

I just realsied how much I really miss my friends. the friends I've had since I was 5 or 6, or whenever, really.
Me and my new-er friends just don't click as well as me and Meg and Steph and Rhiannon, for example. *sighsighsigh*

-YouKnowWhoItIs

RILEY YOU NACHO FACE

Riley Evans. You are a rat.

Some people may know him as magpie off BTT.
Haha, if I could give him a ban or something for this, I would.

So we were chatting, la-di-da, everything's great and then he out of the blue says 'Your hot', which for me is quite surprising.
So then I say I'm gona go have a shower, and somehow he finds the 'wrong' side in that, and tells me off for saying it, which is just ridiculous.
So then when I get back, he's just like, "I hate you" and I ask "why?' as most people would.
So he says this; "Your a slut. Go away and never talk to me again, you cow."
And then he called me something even worse, swore a lot, and logged out. I've deleted him from my phone contacts and my Yahoo and MSN contacts.

And I just heard the song 'This Boy's In Love' by The Presets, and just started crying because, well I don't really know. But yeah..

And my great grandma's funeral is Wednesday. I get the day off school, which is good. I'll probably be not too great when I get home.

-Rachael

I got a hat, and felt I needed to tell you.

I just posted this on Racha-Stara-Jello, lol.

So I got a hat! With ear flap things! I <3 it muchly. :]

-Rachael

Happy birthday, mum.

My mum turns 43 today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM! (even though you won't see this..)

-Rachael

Some jerk..

Yesterday, there was this jerk having a go at one of my friends I go up and tell him to piss off, basically.
His response? Well, he punched me in the gut. Really, really hard. And this was out of the school grounds, after school, so I can't really tell the school anything about it, because they'll just brush it off.

But today, he had a go at one of my other friends, and I slapped him. Really hard, right across the face. Oh, it felt good.
And then he called one girl some horrible name (involing a heckofalot of swearing) and she pushed him over, and somehow he broke his leg, from falling over. After a girl pushed him.
Not gonna be the coolest guy, eh?

-Rachael

Mkaa..

My great grandma just died about 4 hours ago, so yeh.

Don't expect me to be happy, or anything. Because I really, really don't feel like anything.

-Rach

HI

IM AT SCHOOL. YEAH. MY TEACHER IS COMING. CRAAAAAPPP.

I'm home. Sick.

So I'm home. Moping around doing nothing.
All my friends are at school, it's like 9 or 10 PM in the US and I can't be bothered trying to work out what it is for the UK or Ireland.
So I'm going to go get a movie to watch.

So yeah.

-Rachael

Vegemite!

A poem Jerrica wrote on Vegemite:

Vegemite, vegemite,
What the hell are you?
Are you a tree in the wild?
Or a tasty stew?

I have no idea what goes on down there.
Just a bunch of people riding kangaroos,
While spooning a spoonful of vegemite.
And wearing those Birkenstock shoes.

Their crazy accents must be a result
Of a mouthful of vegemite.
Because if they really spoke English at all.
They'd say the words right!

And I laughed so, so hard.

-Rachael

I have fallen into a small hole and don't really want to get out.

I just found out my great grandma has less than 4 days left to live, so I'm sorry if I seem distant or anything, it's nothing about you.

Mum asked if I wanted to go see her, but to be honest, I havn't really wanted to go see her for a few months, a year at the most. It's so depressing to talk to her.
She can't remember who we are or why we're there. The last time I saw her she asked how old I was 6 or 7 times.

So yeah.. This is gonna be my first funeral. So idk..
And right now I feel extremely confused. I wanna burst into tears one second, then I want to yell at someone. And when I do want to cry, I can't. *sigh*

-Rachael

My mum complains about EVERYTHING.

She really does. I mean it.

She told me off today because a pair of jeans I got LAST YEAR don't fit anymore. As if they'd fit me now, they're at least one size too small for me!
She just told me off then because I was angry at her for telling me of for every single thing I do.
"Don't stand like that!"
"Don't use that tone of voice with me!"

And then after she's finished yelling at me, she acts like it was me yelling at her and she's the victim.
And it makes me want to go and jump off the roof. Seriously.
I'm going on a Scout camp next weekend, and I have to bring my own food. No biggy, right?
It is with my mum around.
"Take this drink bottle!"
"Don't use that food, it's dumb!"
"Air out your sleeping bag for a while!"
"Don't forget to find your bedroll!"

And then while I'm telling her, in a very nice tone, how my leader has no idea how to use grammar and therefore the notice doesn't make any sense, she calls me an idiot and tells me to go and do homework or something. So I came up here and am now listening to Katy Perry and blogging this blog. (aswell as doing some homework)

Thank God it's Friday? Yeah right.

-Rachael

Stuff..

Well, yeah.

Today we got out of school at 2:30 instead of 3:10! YAYS!
And I was in a very... strange mood today. I was a little on the insane side this afternoon, lol.
*and I threw a banana at the wall*

NAPLAN finished today! Yesssssssss!
We had two maths tests today. Calculator allowed and no calculators.
I was the send to finish in both, lol. All the other tests I was the first. Except writing, because I suck at writing. Real bad...

ANYWAYS, I have to write a two minute speech on Scouts tonight. xP I'ev asked my friends to let me use their Scout shirts and scarves, and I'm gonna bring in my own. Haha.
I will be a laughing stock.

-Rachael

Techniques to Calm Down!

I did this in art a while ago, since we have a very hyper class, lol.
Here goes...


17 Ways To Calm Down

Scribble on a piece of paper.
EXERCISE
Read a book.
Eat!
Sleep!
Drink!
LIVE!
Calm down. (duh!)
Scream into a pillow.
Eat a cookie. (or a person..)
JUMP UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hit your head so you get amnesia. ((don't ask where I got THAT from, lol))
Space out...
Draw.
Take some deeeeeep breaths.
DANCE!

So there you have it. 17 foolproof ways to calm yourself down. xD

-Rachael (again)

Changed my URL..

Yeah, I've moved my blog. It used to be at http://rachajello.blogspot.com, but if you click that, nothing will come up except a message from Blogger.

No, I am now at http://blartoyoutoo.blogspot.com!
Woo!
I only changed it so that people like my *cough* parents *cough* couldn't read my blog unless they had the patience to Google my username or something like that.

So yeah. I had a pretty crappy day, except I was asked to help paint the backdrops for the school play. I agreed.

-Rachael (I'm getting sick of doing the Rachajello thing..)

OMFG

I GOT THE COMMENTS TO WORK!!!


TRY IT, I DARE YA!

Oh, and I took some photos today. :)


•Rachajello•

Lawel. (not really)

No, not lawel at all. JSYK- Lawel is a joke me and Jamie have. End of story.

Yesterday was Mother's day, right? Well, we went out for lunch with my nan. At a really nice resturaunt...
Anyways, after we had eaten lunch, we went for a walk next to the beach. And the was a stone wall, which wasn't very high, so I tried doing a scissor-kick jump onto it. Baaaaaaaaad idea.
Mt foot clipped the corner of the wall, making me scrape my side on the wall, and then landing on my head in the sand, and finally all my body weight going on my neck.
Ouchies. :(
So now I have a splitting headache and a really, REALLY sore neck. Mum thinks I might have whiplash. xP

And also, me and Star made a blog together. I've posted twice, but she hasn't posted yet. Oh well. Knock yourself out. http://ustwolosers.blogspot.com


•Rachajello•

EMMA'S REACTION TO AFL

Today Emma found out about Australian Rules Football.
Here is her funny AS reaction.

Emma: AFL?
Me: Hang on..
Me: http://www.afl.com.au/
Emma: AUSSIES PLAY FUTBOL?!
Me: Different type, lol.
Emma: Omg. Accents AND sports. <3

YAY FOR AFL! *dances*

•Rachajello•

Jaywalking

Yeah...

So every morning I catch the bus right? I have to walk aaaaaall the way down this busy road to get to my stop. I used to walk down there, cross at the lights and then get on the bus. But not anymore.

And have I by any chance, metioned the crucial fact that I am extremely accident prone?

Some accidents I have been in/almost been in:
Almost been in many, many car accidents.
I have fallen 100 metres down a very steep, rocky slope and got my torso wedged between 2 rocks.
Had concussion mutiple times.
Almost cut my hand off.
Broken a toe by kicking a lane rope in a pool.
Broken a finger playing basketball.
Almost got speared with a javeline.
Slipped on concrete while running in the school grounds.
And many, many more.

So crossing this very busy road is NOT, I reapeat, NOT a good idea with my track record.
So, every morning, Monday to Friday, I run across Warrigal road. I suppose you could call it jaywalking, why wouldn't you? It's exactly what I'm doing.

So that's my blog for today. Blar to you too.

•Rachajello•

Going to a praty!

LOL, praty. It's a little joke I have with my friend Kristen. She wrote "ROCK THIS PRATY" instead of "ROCK THIS PARTY" on a sign. Hahaaaa.

So yeah, I'm going to a party. My friend Eleanor's 13th to be exact. I'll give you details sometime later..

•Rachajello•

EEEEEWWWW

Today I had to do bin duty. *groan*

Bin duty is where you walk around the year 7 area at our school with a bucket and a pair of tongs, and pick up rubbish on the ground. Real fun.

And I got bin duty because I forgot to get my mum to sign my diary. *headdesk* Even though I havn't had it signed ONCE in a term and a bit, it's not my fault I keep forgetting! Sheesh!

And btw, bin duty is just an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW-ish job, kay?

Radio ~ Smashmouth

I'm doing a research project for textiles on Converse. Yay? Well, it is yay because I absolutely LOVE Converse. But it's not a yay because I loathe textiles and the teacher we have. She says it's OUR fault she's so mean. I doubt that.

QUOTES FROM OTHER KIDS THAT HAVE MY TEXTILES TEACHER FOR VARIOUS SUBJECTS: (ha, looooooongness)

Jess: She is such a *place bad word of your choice here* when we have health with her! I just wanna go and kick her in the shins so hard.

Connor: Oh I hate that old *bad word*, she just yells at us.

Maddy: Do I really have to answer? You know I hate her.

So there, Ms.IHateYouGuysBecauseChildrenMadeMeAnEvilPerson!

I D E W 2 L U ~ Sneaky Sound System

Today in LOTE (lol, it's always in LOTE) I sat next to my friend Gerry. We kept on writing signs with random Italian and French words and then 'ZOMG!!!!!!!!' in purdy colours. And then we wrotre on that said 'Whatcha lookin' at? Huh, punk? Consiquences for you!!' because we have a "consiquences" board, where your name is witten if you were disruptive or whatever. I have been on there. Many, many times. Tee hee?

Anyways, Signor Goode (ROFL) told us that the signs were very distracting fopr the whole class, when we were at the back where nobody could see us anyway. As he said that, everyone turned around to read the sign. After all that we wrote a sign that said in REALLLLLLLLYY BIG letters:

'MI DISPIACHE SIGNOR GOODE

Translation= We're sorry Mr. Goode

FROM RACHAEL AND GERRY'

So then Mr. Goode walks over and says "I accept your apology girls, but you shouldn't be writing such distracting signs, okay?"

And just to be all Italian-like we said 'Si, Signor Goode!' x]

Hook Me Up ~ The Veronicas

And I was told off by my science teacher today. For tapping on the table with my pink-pig-shaped rubber.

•Rachajello•

Lately..

Hello world of the interwebz. (YAY! I said hello!)

Recently I've been musing about how small we really are. Some people may think that the solar system is it - there's no more after it. But I know that isn't true, and It's got my brain attempting to figure some of it out.

Waste ~ SmashMouth

In science, exact quote:
Teacher: So there could be a whole other world out there, just like Earth!
Friend: But I thought the Solar System was all one little box and it didn't go any further after?
Me: *headdesk*

And now, I've begun thinking about how there could possibly be another person, who looks just like me, typing a blog just like this, in some strange parrallel universe of some sort.
Because really and truly that wouldn't surprise me a whole lot.

Or maybe our lives are gonna be like it is in Knowing, they'll wait until the end of the world and then take some children away that are going to have to rebuild pretty much the universe, but on a different planet. Now THAT would be creepy.

The National Anthem ~ Radiohead

I've also been wondering -

What would happen if the world did actually end?

It wouldn't be anything like what happens in Knowing, because there's only like, a 0.5 percent chance of extra-terretrials exsisting, and if they did, how would we know they'd come and save the human race? Why would they even bother?
So many questions to be answered.

•Rachajello•

Redness

I have too many red belongings. Seriously..

Even my mouse pad is red. It's making me feel mad.

•Rachajello•